Career oportunities
At Buckingham Publications, I, Nicholas Buckingham IV, make it a point to personally hire each and every individual that passes through the solid platinum doors of this company. Whether it be the editor of my most successful periodical, or the janitor who rids the toilets of unflushable fecal matter, they all must prove to me, Nicholas Buckingham IV, in the flesh, person to person, that they are worthy of the honor of working for my empire. Unfortunately, for the next two years, I shall be circumnavigating the globe in search of rare orchid, similar to the one described by actor Taye Diggs in the opening scene of the fictional “Anaconda 2: Hunt for the Blood Orchid,” and thus will be unavailable to conduct interviews. Not to fear though, I will of course be spending ample time to make sure that all of my publications maintain the highest level of quality.
Your potential lord,
